Oh, pardon me, my brain just freaking exploded.
Don’t look at it like you’re losing an hour of sleep. That’s so old world. Think of it as jumping ahead… INTO THE FUTURE. That’s right. You traveled through time successfully! You’re like a superhero. Of course, everyone who follows the whole daylight savings time thing is too… So you’re not that special. But you’re still pretty special. You should totally use your new powers for good. Like, check out what Denny’s of the future looks like. I imagine there’s lasers. Lots and lots of lasers.
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at it
they knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it