January 2011
Last year, instead of a New Years resolution, I made decade resolutions. I started work on some of them, and this year I will do even better (especially since 2011 will be one hellish year).
December 2010
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Whoops. There goes post 300. Oh well.
Why yes it is, and I shall do more >:D This is only a demo though, I still need to figure out exactly what I’m going to make Jizz Jacket like. I sorta like this style though.
egwmusic replied to your audio post:This is my first song I have recorded for my new…
now that’s some trippy shit bro
If you were born in 95 and after
egwmusic:
You’re not a 90s kid. I was born in 85 & I don’t call myself an 80s kid.
I’m a 90’s kid. Fuck yeah.
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Me: (Takes swig from the milk carton, rubbing my canker sore against the top of the carton) Oww
Mom: What’s wrong?
Me: I think I tore off my canker.
Mom: God damn you are rough on your mouth. What’s going to happen when you go down on a girl? You’re going to kill yourself.
Just saying. There are very few guys I’d go gay for. Tom Hardy is one.
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Feeling pretty damn down about my music right now. Well then…
harmonile started following you
hi new follower
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I would like to rip all of your clothes off and...
Creative Cursing # 2
I was going to do this before I went to bed last night but Tumblr went bye bye.
‘gina bucket
whore lover
crap wad
scum pincher
queef junkie
meat beater
granny glob
pecker fucker
trash hole
mother jammer
slut gobbler
bitch nugget
nipple lover
juice skank
cum fucker
fuck muncher
tampon rag
retard tickler
nipple wrangler
fuck rag
bitch wad
cock glob
anus stain
testicle...
Creative Cursing
bitch donkey
crap jacket
juice dangler
ass plug
pussy muncher
wiener biscuit
scum bandit
anus wrangler
fart clot
bitch wad
fanny fucker
cum monkey
‘gina monster
douche dangler
shit pooper
fuck chomper
whore glob
bitch slime
nipple gobbler
douche wanker
shit packer
piss slammer
twat clot
wench jammer
tit stain
scrotum fungus
cooch slime
ass diddler