Send me nudes please.
For I am a guy and request some awesome nakedness :3
April 2011
A tumblr prank idea:
How many of you would die if tomorrow, as an April Fool’s prank, Tumblr was a 404 error all day long?
March 2011
Just watched The Human Centipede for the first time with my mom. Holy shit, that is a fucked up, shitty ass movie. But it’s so shitty, it’s worth watching. We laughed so fucking hard during the entire movie!
My friend and I undid religion today.
Jesus is the direct son of God, born via the Virgin Mary. God was not married to Mary…and God did Mary producing a son…I believe that is something that religions don’t believe in people doing. You may argue, “Well he’s God, he can do whatever he wants!” Yes, he is God and he can do whatever he wants, including having a child with a woman, and not being married to that woman, thus making Jesus a bastard child. Christianity is based off a bastard child. Good job.
Libya Simplified-One of the best memes ever
If history books were memes, I would be completely rapping History at the moment
Holy shit this is brilliant!
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Motherfucker, I missed my 400th post. Here's a picture.
It’s also like 9 am right now and I’m really tired so I can’t form full thoughts. But you get what I meant.
Here's my two cents of my views on going to war with Libya.
I can support this war better than our past couple wars. The past couple we just barged right in and completely fucked things up. This one, we’ve stayed out of as long as we can. Now we’ve been asked to help. I can support this war, just so long as when it ends (assuming it officially starts, not sure if it’s been official yet or not), we don’t try to put in a place a government there. It’s for the Libyan people to decide. Plus, I’m tired of hearing about all the innocent people Ghadafi is killing. It does become a point where staying out of this has just become watching innocent people die. I don’t know. I just hope things get fixed fast over there. We don’t need to be in another long ass war, just long enough to take out Ghadafi.
My parents never had "the talk" with me.
My mother has been lying to me for about 18 years that I was born with a C-section because she’s too much of a prude to tell me I CAME OUT OF A FUCKING VAGINA.
I practically got the talk when I was born. I was told shit no child should have to know O.O
When you see someone far away and think they're cute, until they get closer
Reblogging for the awesome gif
New album of mine, "Peaceful Decay" is now released!
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/peaceful-decay/id424033510 $9.99
http://amzn.to/g1hDTx $7.99
or
http://www.mediafire.com/?p5lw3ggbp8a1b5h Free! You don’t have to buy the album, but it would be mighty nice :)
I need new music to listen to.
Anyone suggestions?
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