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lovelustandlonging: solaravadamkii: knewdrew: catbountry: This is pretty amazing. i just wore my damn keyboard out The best game ever. It’s just perfect.
idonthaveanyideawhatablogis: minmo: t1nk: It funny how parents can be rude to their children and give them the silent treatment but the children can not do the same. We’ve been raised by Hippocrates. “go to your room you little dick”
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
thejesusofequestria: bl00db3nder: gaycroissant: kidlove: I’M FUCKING DYING HOLY FUCK OMG SDJNDFJKNHA HAHAHAHA oh my god HAHAHAHA AN EXCEPTION. I think everyone should see this Okay, I SINCERELY WANT TO KNOW HOW HE’S DOING THAT
Anonymous asked: dre headphones are f*cking SWEEET.. go to TUMBLRSTAFF(.)COM right NOW. f*cking right NOW!
sirlokiofbaker: If Maynard is 48 years old, I guess that makes him 46 & 2
Suspicious Activity on Tumblr
ATLA/LOK fandom: IT WAS TARRLOK!
Transformers fandom: PRIMUS SOUNDWAVE.
Avengers fandom: LOKI'D
Digimon fandom: FUCK IT'S MYOTISMON/THE DIGIMON EMPEROR/THE D-REAPER/LUCEMON
Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom: Okay, who wants to blame Kaiba first?
FMA fandom: What did Ed do now?
Doctor Who fandom: THE WEEPING ANGELS ARE COMING!
Supernatural fandom: Let's throw some salt on this shit!
Harry Potter fandom: REPARO. REPARO DAMMIT.
Sherlock fandom: MORIARTY REALLY DOES HAVE A KEY TO EVERYTHING
Hetalia Fandom: All shall become one with Russia now.
Suits Fandom: Someone get Benjamin to fix this right now.
One Piece Fandom: DAMN YOU BLACKBEARD!
TF2 Fandom: GOD DAMN SPIES SAPPIN' MAH TUMBLR
Homestuck Fandom: SOLLUX NO BAD STOP IT
Durarara!! Fandom: IZAAAAYAAAAAAAAAA
Pandora Hearts Fandom: It was all Jack's doing from the start.
Baccano! Fandom: DOES FERMENT USE THE INTERNET NOW OR SOMETHING?
The Mentalist Fandom: RED JOHN?!
(I don't usually reblog things like this but damn the Yu-Gi-Oh! one made me laugh.)
knitmeapony: Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
notaprettygirl27: ihopericksantorum: Barack sings Call Me Maybe. Just click. heh
I wanna get high. Don’t care if I die.– Max Harris (via lookinyoungandpreservedforever)
tumboner: nohetero: yep still funny fuck all of y’all, imma bout to go bake some cookies and play with my pussy
Why has Missing E stopped working? D:
wraparoundcurl: videohall: The Power of Pine-Sol sweater vest, tho.